I would now extend to you, dear traveler...
A most warm welcome to...
A website of...
(Though perhaps not the first)
the not particularly illustrious,
(nor particularly consice)
Pip von Appletree,
of which this is the very home page...
...and within which may (depending on the aforementioned Pip's motivation,
at present, in times to come, or, indeed, NEVER) be found:
...yet also, in hidden corners, shall serve as a personal avenue for the exploration of such things as Javascript and CSS.